Day 33 - I like other men dinosaurs.
Day 32 - I always come back.
Day 31 - This one goes out to my face’s biggest fan.
Day 30 - I won all the Oscars. Take that Clooney!
Day 28 - Me and Jesus finally agree. That you’re a fucking idiot! Serious face palm.
Day 27 - This position optimizes your ability to swallow spiders in your sleep.
Day 26 - Cartoon characters can be hot, just look at me!
Day 25 - Yes I am hiding your father’s watch up my ass right now.
Day 24 - Cashing in on the “Owling” craze.